Someone’s on the naughty list this year - it’s not Lenny, it’s not me, and it’s not Bella. It’s Jax! Santa Paws brought Jax 2 new squeaky toys for Christmas, and they were nicely wrapped and put under the tree last night. I was in bed and heard a faint sqeaking noise coming from downstairs, but figured he was just playing with some of his other toys. Lenny came up to bed like 30 minutes later and I heard him say “You naughty boy!” as I saw Jax crawl under the bed and hide. Lenny asked if I was asleep but by that time I was kind of awake. He said “Look who got into the presents!” and shows me a squeaky toy with half the wrapping paper missing. That lil turd!!! How did he even know which presents were his? It’s not like this squeaky toy was bacon-scented or anything. It was just a plain ol rubber squeaky toy. Weird. Needless to say, those two presents have been hidden until Christmas morning.
As if that isn’t bad enough, I was planning on making french dips the other night so I went to the store and got some hoagies and a few other ingredients. I was downstairs for a while wrapping presents and when I came back up, Jax was slinking off into the living room with half a bun in his mouth. I hollered at him and he dropped it and ran away. Then I went into the kitchen and saw that he had gone into the pantry, got out the hoagies, ripped the bag open, and ate 2 of the buns. What a freakshow! What kind of dog eats plain bread? Seriously. It’s not like we don’t feed him?! Maybe he’s not gonna get those 2 squeaky toys after all. He better be on his best behavior this week if he ever wants to see that rubber bunny again. And that is all I have to say about that.
I’m CRACKING UP!! I love that dog. That is hilarious!!